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Monday, March 04, 2013

Obama Blames Republicans for Failing to Stop Sequester


No, no. What Obama meant to say was that it's the fault of the 'Tsunami-ATM-Global Warming-Arab Fall-Airport Kiosk-Wall Street-Rich People-Earthquake.' In other words, Obama Angrily Denounces His Own Idea.

But the president rambled on, as if delusional, anyways:
"And I’m going to keep reaching out to them to fix this for good."

Obama pointed to a recovering economy and an improving labor market where jobs are still tough to get while arguing that "the last thing Washington should do is to get in their way."

Letting the sequester take effect is "inexcusable" when people are still looking for work, he said."
Because the 7.9% unemployed in this country were having such great luck finding a job when the sequester was merely on the horizon, lo these past 24 months, and also when the entire U.S. of A. economy shrank to a mere 0.1% GDP during the 4th qtr 2012.

How's that hopey-changey workin' out for ya?