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Friday, May 29, 2020

Florida Man Friday - give it to me

Naked Florida man spent 24 hours vandalizing high school, police say
"Miramar police have made an arrest in a Memorial Day vandalism spree inside  Miramar High School of a man caught on surveillance video trashing the school  wearing a hat, headphones, and nothing else.

It is not known if (the vandal) had some affiliation to the high school."
Uh, ok. But was alcohol involved?

Florida man plotted attack in Tampa Bay area on behalf of ISIS
"A Tampa man is facing federal charges after investigators say he plotted a  possible attack and tried to give "material support" or resources to ISIS.

According to the U.S. Department of Justice (DOJ), 23-year-old Muhammad Momtaz Al- Azhari was an ISIS supporter who was plotting an attack on behalf of the terrorist  organization. Al-Azhari had previously acquired a Glock pistol and a silencer and  had "expressed admiration for Pulse nightclub shooter Omar Mateen" and was looking  to "carry out a similar mass casualty shooting," according to DOJ."
Dang violent Methodists. Eighteen federal, state, and local member agencies, who comprise FBI Tampa's Joint  Terrorism Task Force (JTTF), cooperated in the investigation and arrest. Salute!

Florida not-a-Man Arrested for Beating up Boyfriend; Told Police Victim Liked It  "Rough"

"Charged with domestic battery, a misdemeanor, Faxon was booked into the county  jail and later released on her own recognizance. A judge has ordered her to have no  contact with the victim."
Never stick your wingding into crazy.

Florida Police Arrest Florida Man Who Refused To Wear Mask Inside Government Office
"Luongo was booked into the county jail, from which he was later released after  posting $1000 bond. Luongo--whose rap sheet includes burglary, grand theft, and  battery convictions--is scheduled for arraignment on June 30."
The stupid; it burns. Fine specimen of humanity mug shot at the link.

Florida man accused of theft and lewd behavior at Walmart
Walmart: check. Theft: check. Lewd: check. Throw-up-a-little:
"During a two-hour stretch, authorities say, the 41-year-old man followed at least  seven elderly women and masturbated near or behind the unsuspecting victims. Miller  was apprehended when he tried leaving the store without paying for $243.36 worth of  merchandise, officers said."

Florida man shoots, kills home intruder who was attacking his wife
"Deputies arrived at the Panama City home around 6:05 a.m. and found 31-year-old  Nathan Jerrell Edwards laying on the floor dead and a handgun on the counter, the  Bay County Sheriff’s Office said.

“The husband stated he felt he could not physically stop the intruder, so he went  upstairs to get his firearm,” the sheriff’s office said. “He shot the firearm  multiple times, ending the threat.”"
Self-defense is legal - even in Florida.

Self-identified Florida Man: Is the allegedly mentally ill Rep. Adam Schiff(D) on  Suicide Watch?