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Monday, September 09, 2019

A Few Headlines

Man arrested on multiple child sex crimes
That's a fairly bland headline because the Sedalia-Democrat Newspaper couldn't muster the editorial chops to use the adjective 'illegal alien.'
"Through fingerprinting, it was discovered Alcala-Ayala had been using a false name and birthdate. It was also discovered he had been incarcerated for seven years on a federal drug charge and was deported in 2014 after he was released from federal custody. Contact was made with U.S. Immigration and Customs, according to a Sedalia Police Department press release. An ICE detainer and administrative warrant have been issued for him.

Alcala-Avala was charged with two counts of felony first-degree statutory rape or attempted statutory rape to a person less than 14 years old, three counts of felony statutory sodomy or attempted statutory sodomy deviate sexual intercourse to a person less than 14 years old, and three counts of child molestation."
All together now - if this illegal alien had not found it so easy to steal across our porous southern border, these terrified children would not have been abused by him.

Tall corn being blamed for fatal crash in northwest Kansas
Tall corn in Kansas. Who knew? Prayers and condolences to the grieving family.
*Note the timid, passive descriptions throughout this 'journalism.'

Chiefs report card: Season opener vs. Jaguars merits A’s nearly across the board
The Chiefs got off to a fast start with a 40-26 victory over the Jacksonville Jaguars.

Task Force 1 returns home after aiding with relief in wake of Hurricane Dorian
"Task Force 1, a team of over 40 first responders and utility workers based in mid-Missouri, was originally deployed to Jacksonville, Florida, on Aug. 30 in preparation for Hurricane Dorian making landfall to aid in search and rescue operations with local agencies.

The task force, managed by the Fire Protection District, was then redeployed to Columbia, South Carolina, a few days later.

As one of 28 different urban search and rescue teams around the country, Task Force 1 responders work in disaster areas upon orders from the Federal Emergency Management Agency."
Thank you Ladies & Gentlemen for your service. I wrote about the deployment of Task Force 1 last week.

From His Hometown, Missouri Gov. Parson(R) Announces Bid For Second Term
"The 63-year-old Republican will face off against Auditor Nicole Galloway, the only Democrat and woman currently holding a statewide office. University of Missouri-St. Louis political-scientist David Kimball said she's the best candidate the Democrats have, but she faces an uphill battle winning in Missouri, which overwhelmingly backed Donald Trump for president in 2016 and resisted the gains Democrats made in many other states during last year's midterm elections."

Democrats 2020: ‘Ban All the Things!’
"No burgers. No plastic straws. No coal. No cars. No offshore drilling. Babies? No, you can’t have babies! Babies cause global warming!"
Shrill & stupid is no way to win an election - so do not fundamentally transform, Dems!